(Source: wenigeroi-mehrsexappeal, via kreuzbergerblut)

• me: mom i can't go to school the stress is bad for the baby
• mom: what baby?
• me: me

secretlyskye:

the apocalypse

(via strawberryfrappe-deactivated201)

• Donald Trump: I will make this country great again.
• Me: okay... that sounds fake but okay